D12 Pimp Like Me

G-shit

What up?

I gotta tell you motherfuckers the truth

This is straight G-shit

And all you can do is respect it

[Swifty]

Well I'm a state my name

Swift McVeigh

None of y'all niggas got shit to say

Rhymes keep coming off like a toupee

Plus I'm big headed running things my way

A selfish man

The back of the hand

We slapping the hell outta hoes because I can

Prostitute

I want my loot

And I don't give a fuck about your broke ass man and

Y'all giving niggas what they need and

Till bitches understand the meaning

Swift McVeigh is blowing up

Courvoisier till I'm throwing up

Wanna player hate me bitch so what?

What's your function?

Where's your bucks?

All you wanna do is wanna stick 'em up

You wanna rob me but I got too much

D12 naturally lifted

You niggas better duck when I cock the biscuit

You fuck with me

I fuck with you

Your entourage, nigga, fuck them too

I got grenades

What the hell you little 22 gon' do?

(Y'all ain't gon' shoot)

Your majors' soft

Cops get mad cuz I paid 'em off (what)

Made 'em cough (ya)

Blood and shit (ha)

That's what the hell y'all motherfuckers get

We runs this bitch

So, hey, you ain't gotta be scared to fuck (f'real)

If he want head then prepare to suck (do it)

Even if the nigga don't care to nutt

For every stroke it's a hundred bucks

Respect the game

You just a slut

So open your legs up and get my duck (bitch)

[Chorus: Eminem (Dina Rae)]

You just a (hoe)

You just my (hoe)

Dirty ass (hoe)

I'm your pimp

You my bitch

You just a (hoe)

You just my (hoe)

Dirty ass (hoe)

I'm your pimp

You my bitch

You just a (hoe)

You just my (hoe)

Dirty ass (hoe)

I'm your pimp

You my bitch

Got get my (dough)

Go bring me my (dough)

Dirty ass (hoe)

I'm your pimp (I work for you baby)

You my bitch

[Proof]

I do spit game

No longer than my name

There where my chain hang

My nuts do the same

Don't pay pussy

Pussy pay me

Bitch, slut, hoe, my lady

And knowing the fact I was born to mac

That's why I got a hoe in the back

Blowing my sack

Got good game

It's a hood thang

Got a huge brain

Loot of pootang

But I'm all bank

Run that cheese

Tell that trick nigga (come back please)

I'm a L-7 that's a square

You my bottom hoe

You gotta know

Off to a plan to make a lot of dough

So suck fast bitch and swallow slow

Bitch quit talking back

Now walk the track

[Kon Artis]

I don't pay for ass

You pump my gas

You get slapped for a short of cash

I get whip lashed when I hit the gas

And holler out the window with a hash

Where's my scratch?

Bitch, that's it

Suck it, stroke it, make me rich

Cuz a token of my appreciation it's

Another client for you to hit

I don't give a fuck if you gotta go home to the kids

You shoulda picked another occupation trick

You stuck with me

Fuck with me and I'm a smack you up in this truck

You must have lost your mind or something

Crying and whining like you dying and suffering

Go suck some head for an extra buck(or something)

You know what

You made nothing

I'm just another case of a lazy husband

[Kuniva]

I want the paper stacked

Buy you an outfit it

Then take it back

When you page me bitch I never page you back

You only act a certain way that I make you act

Hoes recognize and niggas do too

Cuz they realize that niggas who shoot

Don't like a chick that act too cute

Bitch hold my gat down when I shoot hoops

And don't be asking me all kind of questions

All harrassing me calling stressin

Or I may have to release some aggression

And beat you to death and

Teach you a lesson

Looking for handouts

Like you my damn spouse

Pull your pants down

And fuck my mans now

Shut your damn mouth

Or get in the damn house

Open the damn blouse

And suck on my damn crouch

[Chorus: Eminem (Dina Rae)]

You just a (hoe)

You just my (hoe)

Dirty ass (hoe)

I'm your pimp

You my bitch

You just a (hoe)

You just my (hoe)

Dirty ass (hoe)

I'm your pimp

You my bitch

You just a (hoe)

You just my (hoe)

Dirty ass (hoe)

I'm your pimp

You my bitch

Bring me my (dough)

Got get me my (dough)

Dirty ass (hoe)

I'm your pimp (I work for you baby)

You my bitch

[Bizarre]

Love the pussy

Sell that pussy bitch

Get out there and switch and go make Bizarre rich

You gotta itch

You fucking dirty bitch

Now get on the corner and start sucking some dick

Niggas want pussy

And I need cash

So mom get out there and start selling your dirty ass

Bizarre quick to hit 'em

Then stick 'em

Fuck it I'll let you hear one of my victims

(Somebody help, I'm on Seven Mile and Muriel)

Shut up bitch you talk too much

And about to get fucked in your dirty butt

Never seen a pimp like me out here whoring

Shut your fucking mouth and you'll be out by the morning

Cuz I'm the dirtiest pimp you ever heard of

Give me my 5000 and take this cheeseburger (bitch)

Go suck dick at a bachelor party

So what if you on your period(I want my fucking money)

Blood never hurt nobody

[Chorus: Eminem (Dina Rae)]

You just a (hoe)

You just my (hoe)

Dirty ass (hoe)

I'm your pimp

You my bitch

You just a (hoe)

You just my (hoe)

Dirty ass (hoe)

I'm your pimp

You my bitch

You just a (hoe)

You just my (hoe)

Dirty ass (hoe)

I'm your pimp

You my bitch

Give me my (dough)

Go bring me my (dough)

Dirty ass (hoe)

I'm your pimp (cuz I work for you baby)

You my bitch

That's all you is

You just a dirty ass bitch

Dirty ass, nasty ass, skanky ass, filthy ass, stanky ass bitch

But I love you

Kim

[Outro: Kuniva as Rondell Beene]

And there you have it goddammit

The fundamentals of pimping

You heard it here first

From the dirtiest dozen you've ever seen in your goddamn life

Well this is Rondell Beene on the scene

And we keep the pussy hole smiling

Because we always wilding

You know what I'm saying?

Fuck what everybody else be talking 'bout

We letting you know right here

That pimping it ain't dead

We love getting head

In dirty ass bed

That's just what we do

You know we were throwing hip heroin parties back in 1968

The pussy is all great

I see you at eight, bitch!