D12 Shit Can Happen

Shit can happen

Shit can happeeen

Shit can happen

Shit can happeeen

Shit can happen

Shit can happeeen

Shit can happen

Shit can happeeen

[Kon Artis]

Yo, that's right motherfuckers we back

Same slanging

Orangutaning

Wilding out on hoodrats that say I act

Like I'm too famous

To say hi and tell 'em what My Name Is

But really I'm still nameless

You niggas don't get it yet do you?

Kill or not

Platinum or flop

I'll still put it through you

With a luger that'll spit fire

And hit higher

Than a pitch by a bitch like Mariah

You think for one second since we got a deal

That we won't deal with you in front of St. Andrew's still

You gay rappers better learn that

I won't stop until I see 'em turn back

If you don't slow that road you pack

You gon' see these Runyan Ave. niggas

That really need some Prozac

To show that ask the others

Brigade'll lay you down

Next to your mother's mother's grandmothers

[Kuniva]

You know I'm feeling real rowdy tonight

Ready to fight

And half the niggas I give DAT to

I don't even like

The same cat who never gave a damn about your name

I gives a fuck about it

Like the next L.A. Clippers game

I'll kill you in ways you couldn't even fathom

You ain't a madam

It's really unexplainable how I have 'em

Who call theyselves screaming about a challenge

Nigga we got a gift while you barely making it off of mere talent

My skills are deeply imbedded

Even your hoe said it

She was knock-kneed

I fucked her now she bow-legged

In the middle of rapping I drop the mic

And have a stare down and jump in the crowd and start scrapping

Kuniving Kon Artis my nigga we get it cracking

While the paramedics pick you up we on the side laughing

[Chorus: Kon Artis] (x2)

(Shit can happen)

This ain't funny so don't you dare laugh

(Shit can happeeen)

Shit can happen to him and your ass

(Shit can happen)

You can be touched don't think you can't

(Shit can happeeen)

Cuz niggas ain't fucking around no more man

[Swifty]

The feds can't hold me (why?)

I hold feds

I was born with a dark ass cloud over my head (uh huh)

Raining acid (nigga)

You can't refrain from getting your ass kicked

Cuz you talk too much

You asked for it

I'm on some massive shit

Everybody ignore me

They wouldn't fuck with me if I was performing at an orgy

These niggas think I'm fronting (what up now?)

Then they change stories

I catch you and they thinking everything's hunky dory

I even have you pour me the gasoline for me (do it)

Pulling up slowly

Cop tailing your homies

Met a lot of niggas but you wouldn't wanna know me (for real)

Your ass might not even make it home with your roley (nigga)

Don't even try

In your system like eco lie

Trying to beef with me

Nigga please, your people die

I'm so wicked that my momma gave birth illegally (uh huh)

I survived the abortion immediately (Surprise!!!)

[Eminem]

Picture me sitting in a jail cell rotting

Or barricaded in a motel with twelve shotguns

When the *cops* come knocking

Each hands got one

Cocked ready to dump slugs heavy as shot puts

One man army

Guns can't harm me

Young and ornery

Worse than my Uncle Ronnie

Ever since I got my first gun pulled on me

I can't stop airing out my dirty laundry

Middle fingers flip at censorship

Your friends just flipped

Over this swift penmanship

Ever since I spit some shit on Infinite

I been giving it a hundred and ten percent

Cuz when I vent most of my energy's

Spent on enemies

Eighty percent of what I invent is hennessy

And twenty percent is from being hungry as sin

Ten is because I love being under your skin

Ya, (shit) shit can happen

So stick to rapping

Quit the yapping

Or I'ma lift the mac in

That can lead to another mishap happening

Skip the crap

Get the can of whoop ass cracking

Chorus (x2)

[Outro: Eminem]

(Shit can happen)

It can and it will

(Shit can happeeen)

Fuck around with Amityville

(Shit can happen)

And you die

Insanity still

(Shit can happeeen)

Mentality of twelve motherfuckers in six different bodies

(Shit can happen)

With their personality split

(Shit can happeeen)

Fucking you up with hit after hit

(Shit can happen)

Sticking you up with clip after clip

(Shit can happeeen)

Making you suck dick after dick

(Shit can happen)

(Shit can happeeen)

Dirty motherfuckin dozen

(Shit can happen)

The Kon Artis

(Shit can happeeen)

Motherfuckin Peter S. Bizarre

Swifty McVeigh

The Kuniva

Dirty fatherfuckin Harry

Puttin you down in the cemetary

You get buried

All of you motherfuckers suck our motherfucking cock

We are not playing

We are not playing

We are not bullshitting

This is not a motherfucking joke